I always get to this point then remember that I have yet to preheat the oven.
All Things Change by Kan'nal
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What is LittleBigPlanet?
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My grandparents used to have a peacock living in their backyard. They named it Junior.
UrbanOutfitters.com > Silence & Noise Striped Sequin Subliminated Tank
a man came into work yesterday asking if this was for men or women. I assured him it was made for women. To which he responded, “But do you think a guy could wear it?”
I didn’t know what to say. It’s covered in fucking SEQUINS!
Create your own Lady Gaga performance!
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Simply follow this guide…
Lady Gaga will take the stage wearing:
a) something super crazy
b) something really crazy
c) something batshit crazy
d) jeans and a t-shirt, but really fucking crazy jeans and a t-shirt that’s got bubbles on it or some shit
Lady Gaga will play a piano that’s:
a) on fire
b) bedazzled
c) recently announced he’s a homosexual
d) all of the above
Lady Gaga will sing a song about:
a) messed up love
b) that gay piano she plays
c) no one’s sure
d) it doesn’t matter, SHE’S PLAYING A PIANO THAT’S FUCKING ON FIRE
Natalie Portman at Brothers premiere.
Men’s employee bathroom. There is a “dump count” on the inside of the door.
Ugh, the sun shines right in my eyes from bed. No me gusta.
Getting ready for my first day of work at Urban Outfitters.
Okay, Trelawney, what’s my fortune?
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My roommate works for Microsoft, but you’d never know that from our apartment.
Testing out the uploading video via iPhone 3GS in Tumblr’s latest app update.
Flavors → apple
Columbia Sportswear | Bugathermo Rechargeable Heated Boot
Whoa. Heated boots? If I lived in a cold climate and did lots of hiking I’d be all over these.
I just don’t see them being of much use in Texas.
I’ve been trying to block this all morning, but it keeps coming up with an error message saying to try again later.
